Motherhood

You know you're a mom if (feel free to add to the list) . . .
1. At any given moment, you have a plastic pair of Barbie shoes and a pack of raisins in your purse.
2. You can pitch a softball in your backyard while wearing your church clothes and Crocs.
3. You pee your pants from time to time thanks to the precious babies who sat on your bladder for nine months.
4. You know most, if not all the songs Barnie sings.
5. When someone says "lunch" the first thing that comes to mind is PB&J.
6. Pink and Purple are the new Black and White.